smokeydamadafuckinburr:

the education system manipulated by a corrupt government does not educate us they program us how to perceive things. perception changes everything .

smokeydamadafuckinburr:

the education system manipulated by a corrupt government does not educate us they program us how to perceive things. perception changes everything .

(via inconspicuous-pants)


forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

(via inconspicuous-pants)


terrysdrunk13:

A baby’s laughter is the greatest sound in the world. Unless it’s 3am and you’re home alone and you don’t have a baby

(via dramaticaholmes)


maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

(via inconspicuous-pants)


pizza:

an epic trilogy

(via inconspicuous-pants)


zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

(via bbanditt)


didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

(via pwnyta)